Short Stories you will enjoy
He struggled as an
inventor holding a series of
part time jobs while he
“invented” at night in his
garage. He finally came up
with a clay based material that
would soak up oil and grease
spills.
At first he thought he had
a market with industry for his
product, claiming that it
would remove hazards
connected with oil spills
quickly and efficiently. But as
a one person company he
could not compete with the
larger distributors who had the
business locked up. Selling to
gasoline stations on a one on
one basis was not cost
effective.
One day a neighbor asked
to use the compound for cat
litter. It didn’t track all over
the house and besides that it
looked good. Edward Lowe
suddenly realized he was on to
something so he began selling
the compound to pet shops
and went on to supply 40
percent of a $400 million a
year cat box filler market.
MODESTY
Shortly
after Phil was
admitted to the hospital he
heard a knock at the door of
his room. “Come in,” Phil
said, and in came a woman. “I
am your doctor. Please take
off your clothes,” she said.
Phil asked her if she meant for
him to remove all of his
clothing and she told him that
was just what she meant.
So he took off all his
clothes and she examined him
starting with his nose, then
throat, chest, stomach, thighs
and feet. When she finished
her examination she said,
“You may get into bed and do
you have any questions?”
“Just one, why did you
knock?” Phil asked.
INHERITANCE
An eccentric old king
wanted to bequeath his throne
to one of his two sons so he
decides that a horse race
would be run and that the son
who owns the slower horse
would become king.
The sons each feared that
the other would cheat by
having his horse run slower
than it is capable of so they
asked a wise man for advice.
With only two words the wise
man told them how to make
sure that the race would be
fair. “Switch horses,” he
advised the sons.
RICH REPLY
Wary of invading the
Persian Empire King Croesus
consulted the oracle at Delphi,
who replied that if he went to
war he would destroy a great
empire. Being encourage he
promptly attacked the
Persians, who proceeded to
throttle the Lydian's, capture
their capitol and throw their
leaders, including Croesus,
into prison.
Croesus was furious and
sent a delegation to Delphi
demanding to know why the
oracle had deceived him. The
oracle’s reply was that she had
not deceived him because he
had indeed destroyed a great
empire, his own.
ROYALTY
While attending a small
reception given in her honor
during a visit to San Francisco
in 1966 Princess Margaret was
introduced to Barnaby
Conrad. “You have a very
English name. Are you
English?” the princess asked.
“No ma’am. But my sixth
great grandmother was. Then
she married a colonel and
soon after became an
American. His name was
George Washington,” Conrad
said. “Oh,” replied Princess
Margaret as only the English
can say that word.
FOOTBALL INJURY
In a hard fought game
against Carlisle Indian school
a soon to be famous West
Point cadet’s football career
came to an abrupt halt when
he injured his knee tackling
another star athlete name Jim
Thorpe.
Had the promising left
halfback gone on to a career in
professional football America
might never have had a
president named Dwight
Eisenhower.
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